1. 1. Obama Is Your Buddy
   Obama knows how to screw around on the internet and has the friends to prove it. On every social networking site, Obama's friends outnumber McCain's by an absurd amount. We almost feel bad because 72 year old men aren't so keen on how the internet works, but really... it's just embarrassing.
   
   
   
2. 2. Obama Has Serious Street-Art Cred
   Obama has his own super cool silk screened poster by famed street artist Shepard Fairey. McCain has Shepard Fairey spoof posters where his head looks like a pumpkin, three weeks after Halloween.
   
   
           
3. 3. Obama Wants Fast Internet For Everyone!
   Obama wants to lay broadband lines through the heart of inner cities, and rural towns across America. This means that everyone can watch streaming porn! Not only that, but Obama promises a national wireless spectrum so you can sit in the middle of nowhere, and still not miss any really important posts on Digg. Lets face it, the kind of broadband that companies like Time Warner provide is a bit of a joke. The FCC defines "broadband" to be a measly 200 kbps. Obama's website says he "will define broadband for purposes of national policy at speeds demanded by 21st century business and communications." We're not sure what that means, but maybe it'll kick ISP's asses to get a T3 in everyone's homes.
   
   
   
4. 4. Obama Will Protect Your Lolz
   Imagine an internet where your service provider charges you more for using some websites, while slowing access to, or blocking others. Imagine an internet where you couldn't post pictures of cats with misspelled captions, or pictures of your ex girlfriend in the shower (she is a tramp for sure). Imagine an internet where content isn't king anymore, and the content you can access is solely based on some deal between cable companies and content providers. The republicans and their lobbyists are obviously for such a measure, whilst our rockstar pal Barack-Freedom-Obama wants to karate-chop anyone who thinks Net Neutrality is a crap idea. Right in the damn face!
   
   
   
5. 5. Obama's Got The Ladies
   It might be unfair to compare two candidates by the quality of their women, but this completely random selection of women below tells you a lot.
   
   
   The Obama Chick:
   
   
   
   
   
   ObamaChick.com
   
   
   
   The McCain Girls:
   
   
   
   
6. 6. Obama Has Style(sheets)!
   Comparing Obama's website and branding to McCains is like comparing sex to getting punched in the crotch. We could go on and on and on about how horrendous McCain's aesthetic is, but it'd be too exhausting and quite frankly, painful. We declare Obama the king of the gradient, and let no other web 2.0 site try to compare. Oh and by the way, Obama's site uses XHTML, CSS, AJAX, and lots of other cool technologies. John McCain is rocking HTML 4.0 like Microsoft Internet Explorer 5 just came out yesterday.
   
   
   
   
   
   And look at these cool downloadable things from Barack's website!
   
   
   
7. 7. Shwag!
   If you're going to support a candidate and wanted to wear a shirt, which would you choose? Would you want to FIRE IT UP with Barack (hopefully with beer) or be a part of McCain's geriactic nation? I for one like to fire it up!
   
   
   
   
   
   Though on the other hand...this hat is REALLY bad ass and REALLY on McCain's site:
   
   
   
8. 8. Paris Hilton Thinks McCain Sucks
   You know you suck when Paris Hilton makes a video LOLing at your ad compaigns. I mean come on, PARIS HILTON thinks you're a joke McCain.
   
   
9. 9. Obama Wants A Chief Technology Officer
   It's no secret that the government is a slow dinosaur. Barack promises to appoint a Chief Technology Officer, as an official government position, who will work to simply make things awesome. In political speak that means they will "ensure that our government and all its agencies have the right infrastructure, policies and services for the 21st century." We think that means everyone gets a Twitter account and a Facebook page.
   
   
   
10. 10. Obama Will Push Patent System Reform
    Did you know Microsoft just patented Page Up and Page Down? Did you know there is a patent for the hyperlink? How about GIF files or one click shopping? Yes, all are patented and allow for companies to sue the pants off their competetors. Obama will ensure that our patent laws protect legitimate rights while not stifling innovation and collaboration. Could be true, could be BS, but aren't all election promises totally appealing?
    
    
    

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